A Consumerist Nightmare
It's a consumer fire; it's not much to
laugh about. Mixed up cross-bred fan
art and fantasy porn. Expensive plastic
pretty smiles sparkle in the delight you
dream of one day having. Surprise!
It's mocking you: you're worthless, you
are expandable, and you need more of what
they are selling to stop the laughter. Please
stop the laughter. I just want to be cool.
I just want to fit in. I just want to
share myself with everybody, except
I don't want to expose myself in front
of anybody. I don't want them to
laugh at my moles, my yellow teeth,
or my obnoxious laugh. Laugh with
me, but not at me, please. I'll pay you.
- By Landon Balk